OK, So here's the update
Life sucks. I haven't been able to pay rent since I moved here, away from a job, like a complete moron, simply because someone who turned out to be utter dead weight insisted it was "now or never"

Worse yet, since November, even my the eminantly hirable Sarah has been unable to find employment.

We're heading into what could very well be another Great Depression.

I'm leaving this library, and heading off to a US Air Force Recruiting office. That's the deal.

In the last Great Depression, people joined the military in droves, because it was a reliable and hiring employer, and one of the only ones. This WILL happen again, and I plan to get there before they stop bribing quite so effectively.

Let's be honest here. I have a shitty employment history. I've never worked anywhere on paper for more than six months. and it's becoming clearer and clearer that noone wants me to work for them. I'm going to die poor and alone if I don't do this.

That is all.